airborne
01-09-08, 07:39
A man with a terminal illness is visited by God.
"if you want to enter Heaven you have to quit drinking, smoking, and sex".
OK, I'll try says the man.
A week later God decides to check how the man is getting on.
"Well, I'm off the booze and the cigs" says the man, "but when I saw the wife
bending over getting something out of the freezer I lost control and took her right there and then".
"They don't like that sort of thing here in Heaven" says God,
"They're not too keen on it in 'Safeways either" said the man.
"if you want to enter Heaven you have to quit drinking, smoking, and sex".
OK, I'll try says the man.
A week later God decides to check how the man is getting on.
"Well, I'm off the booze and the cigs" says the man, "but when I saw the wife
bending over getting something out of the freezer I lost control and took her right there and then".
"They don't like that sort of thing here in Heaven" says God,
"They're not too keen on it in 'Safeways either" said the man.