airborne
20-08-08, 07:29
A Woman arrives home and tells her husband,'"remember the headaches I've been having the past few years?
Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "'What has happened"'
His wife replies, " My friend Margaret referred me to a hypnotist.
He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
I do not have a headache;
I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache.'
It worked! The headaches are all gone."
Well, that is wonderful.'
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years.
Why don't you see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for your libido ?"
The husband agrees. Following an appointment, the husband comes home, strips naked, picks up his wife
carries her to the bedroom, strips her clothes off, lays her on the bed and says, "don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the bathroom comes back a few minutes later gets into bed and makes love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "that was fantastic ! absolutely wonderful !"
The husband after a few minutes says, "don't move I'll be right back." he goes into the bathroom.
He returns from the bathroom gest into bed and round two is on ! It was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up dazed and shaking her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.' With that, he goes back into the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him, she looks in and sees him standing at the mirror saying,
She's not my wife.
She's not my wife.
She's not my wife!'
His funeral service is being held next Friday.
Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "'What has happened"'
His wife replies, " My friend Margaret referred me to a hypnotist.
He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat
I do not have a headache;
I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache.'
It worked! The headaches are all gone."
Well, that is wonderful.'
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years.
Why don't you see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for your libido ?"
The husband agrees. Following an appointment, the husband comes home, strips naked, picks up his wife
carries her to the bedroom, strips her clothes off, lays her on the bed and says, "don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the bathroom comes back a few minutes later gets into bed and makes love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, "that was fantastic ! absolutely wonderful !"
The husband after a few minutes says, "don't move I'll be right back." he goes into the bathroom.
He returns from the bathroom gest into bed and round two is on ! It was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up dazed and shaking her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.' With that, he goes back into the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him, she looks in and sees him standing at the mirror saying,
She's not my wife.
She's not my wife.
She's not my wife!'
His funeral service is being held next Friday.