airborne
20-02-08, 11:34
How a marriage works
>
> All men should read this.
>
> A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
> although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .
>
> So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
>
> "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
>
> "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
>
> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
>
> She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different
> kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland,
> Japan,India,etc.
>
>
> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
> think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they
> have frozen glasses..."
>
>
> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted himby
> saying,
>
>
> "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
>
> She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she
> was getting chills just holding it.
>
> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
> Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
> belong, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
>
> You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out
> 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
> blankets,mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
>
> "But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing,dirty
> words and all that..."
>
>
> "You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn
> frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married
> now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"
>
>
> ........and, they lived happily ever after.
>
>
> Now, isn't that a sweet story?
>
>
>
>
> All men should read this.
>
> A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
> although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .
>
> So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
>
> "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
>
> "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
>
> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
>
> She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different
> kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland,
> Japan,India,etc.
>
>
> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
> think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they
> have frozen glasses..."
>
>
> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted himby
> saying,
>
>
> "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
>
> She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she
> was getting chills just holding it.
>
> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
> Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
> belong, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
>
> You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out
> 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
> blankets,mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
>
> "But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing,dirty
> words and all that..."
>
>
> "You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn
> frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married
> now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"
>
>
> ........and, they lived happily ever after.
>
>
> Now, isn't that a sweet story?
>
>
>