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Frisco-Kid
20-05-04, 00:44
An elderly couple are sitting on the front porch in their rocking chairs enjoying the sunset. All of a sudden the woman stands up and slaps her husband. Surprised, he says, "What the Hell was that for?!"
"That's for 60 years of bad sex" she replies, and returns to her rocker.

After several minutes, the man rises and walks over to his wife and slaps her. "Well, what was that for?" she asks, shocked.
"That's for knowing the difference" he says, and returns to his rocker.