Frisco-Kid
20-05-04, 00:25
Three women, one German, one Japanese, and a Hillbilly Gal were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German girl presses her forearm and the beep stops. The others look at her questioningly. "That's my pager," she says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few moments later, a phone rings. The Japanese girl lifts her palm to her ear. When she's finished she explains, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Hillbilly gal feels decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, she decides to do something impressive. She steps out of the sauna and goes to the restroom. Upon returning, she has a stream of toilet paper streaming from her behind and the others raise their eyebrows in surprise and embarrassment. After an appropriate delay the Hillbilly gal says, "Well, well, looky here. I'm gettin' a FAX."
A few moments later, a phone rings. The Japanese girl lifts her palm to her ear. When she's finished she explains, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The Hillbilly gal feels decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, she decides to do something impressive. She steps out of the sauna and goes to the restroom. Upon returning, she has a stream of toilet paper streaming from her behind and the others raise their eyebrows in surprise and embarrassment. After an appropriate delay the Hillbilly gal says, "Well, well, looky here. I'm gettin' a FAX."