Eagledriver
18-05-04, 08:51
Drywall, this one's for you.
An 80 year old man goes to his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor asks him how he feels. The old man says, "Just great, Doc. I just got married to a 22 year old blonde beauty last year and just last week we had a bouncing baby boy.""That's impossible." said the doctor. "No,really. It's true."says the old man.
The doctor says to the old man, "I want to tell you a story and get your opinion.""A man leaves his cabin to go into the woods to hunt bear but instead of his gun, he accidently grabs his umbrella. As he is walking through the woods looking for a bear, one charges at him. He instantly raises his umbrella, points it at the bear, and 'BOOM', the bear falls dead."
"That's impossible, doctor. Someone else must have shot the bear." The doctor says, "Well, that's kind of what I'm trying to tell you." ;)
An 80 year old man goes to his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor asks him how he feels. The old man says, "Just great, Doc. I just got married to a 22 year old blonde beauty last year and just last week we had a bouncing baby boy.""That's impossible." said the doctor. "No,really. It's true."says the old man.
The doctor says to the old man, "I want to tell you a story and get your opinion.""A man leaves his cabin to go into the woods to hunt bear but instead of his gun, he accidently grabs his umbrella. As he is walking through the woods looking for a bear, one charges at him. He instantly raises his umbrella, points it at the bear, and 'BOOM', the bear falls dead."
"That's impossible, doctor. Someone else must have shot the bear." The doctor says, "Well, that's kind of what I'm trying to tell you." ;)