Eagledriver
17-05-04, 14:47
One day down in Abbeville(Louisiana, not France!), two Catholic Priests, Father Bob and Father John, were talking and Father Bob says, "We have worked hard all year. Why don't we take a vacation in Hawaii this time and enjoy ourselves at the beach?" Father John looks at Fr. Bob and says, "You know, that's a good idea but you know we had better not tell Mother Mary. You know she'd consider that a sin."
So the two priests decide not to tell anyone about their plans. They finally arrive in Hawaii and the first thing they do is go to a shop and buy swim trunks and those loud Hawaiian shirts. At the beach they're layed back relaxing and soaking up the sun when this pretty little blonde in one of those bikini bathing suits walks by and they cast their eyes on her right now. As she walks by, she says to them, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father." Fr. Bob looks at Fr. John and says, "Now how in the world do you suppose she knew we were priests?" So they took themselves back to that shop and bought some more of those loud Hawaiian shirts. In fact, they were so loud you could hear them long before you could see them.
The next morning, the two fathers were again on the beach soaking up some sun, when here come that pretty little blonde wearing that little bikini bathing suit. As she got to them, she says, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father." Father Bob says, "Now hold on child. We would like you to answer us a question." "Why of course, Father."
"It's true we're priests and we're proud of it, but would you please tell us how you knew we are priests?"
"Father, you mean to tell me you don't recognize me? I'm Sister Terese!"
So the two priests decide not to tell anyone about their plans. They finally arrive in Hawaii and the first thing they do is go to a shop and buy swim trunks and those loud Hawaiian shirts. At the beach they're layed back relaxing and soaking up the sun when this pretty little blonde in one of those bikini bathing suits walks by and they cast their eyes on her right now. As she walks by, she says to them, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father." Fr. Bob looks at Fr. John and says, "Now how in the world do you suppose she knew we were priests?" So they took themselves back to that shop and bought some more of those loud Hawaiian shirts. In fact, they were so loud you could hear them long before you could see them.
The next morning, the two fathers were again on the beach soaking up some sun, when here come that pretty little blonde wearing that little bikini bathing suit. As she got to them, she says, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father." Father Bob says, "Now hold on child. We would like you to answer us a question." "Why of course, Father."
"It's true we're priests and we're proud of it, but would you please tell us how you knew we are priests?"
"Father, you mean to tell me you don't recognize me? I'm Sister Terese!"