Eagledriver
17-05-04, 14:06
One day down in deep south Louisiana, a man walks into a cafe dragging a twenty foot logging chain. He drops the chain on the floor and sits down at a table. This pretty little redheaded waitress sees all this and goes to wait on him. As she does, she says to herself, "I know he's gonna expect me to ask him about that chain, but I'm not gonna do it."
Well, this goes on for a solid week. The guy comes in the cafe dragging the twenty foot logging chain, drops it on the floor, and sits down and orders food. The same pretty little redhead waits on him each time and each time she says to herself, "I'm not gonna ask him how come he does that, no."
On the eighth day, she cannot stand that any more. The guy comes in, drops the chain on the floor, says "Give me...", and she says "Shut you mouth. How come you do that, huh? how come you drag that twenty foot log chain in here every day,huh?"
The guy looks at her and says...."I'd look like a d*** fool PUSHING it!"
:cool: :cool: :mrgreen:
Well, this goes on for a solid week. The guy comes in the cafe dragging the twenty foot logging chain, drops it on the floor, and sits down and orders food. The same pretty little redhead waits on him each time and each time she says to herself, "I'm not gonna ask him how come he does that, no."
On the eighth day, she cannot stand that any more. The guy comes in, drops the chain on the floor, says "Give me...", and she says "Shut you mouth. How come you do that, huh? how come you drag that twenty foot log chain in here every day,huh?"
The guy looks at her and says...."I'd look like a d*** fool PUSHING it!"
:cool: :cool: :mrgreen: