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Derrick Stephenson
16-05-04, 20:29
Two wives been out on the town, are caught short on the way home. They jump over the wall of a cemetery, and do their thing. One uses her pants to clean up, then throws them away, but the other one takes a ribbon off a nearby wreath, and uses that.
Next day, their husbands are chatting in the garden.
Husband 1 says, 'I think I've got a problem. When my wife came home last night, she wasn't wearing any knickers'.
Husband 2 says, ' You think that's a problem, mine had a card stuck on her backside that said " Goodbye from all the lads in the club"'
Derrick.

Bombardier
16-05-04, 20:32
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA laugh;

Derrick Stephenson
16-05-04, 20:35
I take it that amused you Bombardier. :D :D
Derrick.

Bombardier
16-05-04, 20:36
very much so buddy :D