Derrick Stephenson
15-05-04, 00:21
Two escaped alligators talking in the sewers in London :
Alligator 1 - 'We are twins, I don't understand how you are 20ft. long, and I'm only 10 ft. long.'
Alligator 2 - 'Well what do you eat?'
Alligator 1 - 'The same as you, when I'm hungry I wait in the Dai**y Mi**or car park, grab a reporter, knock the **it out of him or her, and then eat them.
Alligator 2 - 'There you go then, by the time you've knocked all the **it out of them, all there is left is a skeleton, a notebook and a pen. You're vitamin deficient.
Derrick.
Alligator 1 - 'We are twins, I don't understand how you are 20ft. long, and I'm only 10 ft. long.'
Alligator 2 - 'Well what do you eat?'
Alligator 1 - 'The same as you, when I'm hungry I wait in the Dai**y Mi**or car park, grab a reporter, knock the **it out of him or her, and then eat them.
Alligator 2 - 'There you go then, by the time you've knocked all the **it out of them, all there is left is a skeleton, a notebook and a pen. You're vitamin deficient.
Derrick.