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11-05-04, 15:23
What was the first obscenity ever heard on
television?
A: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
Q: What do you call a Flordia gynecologist?
A: A spreader of old wives' tails.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old
ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Q: Why is it called SEX?
A: Because it's easier to spell than, "Uhhhhh - Oooohh -
Ahhhhhh - AIIEEEEEEE!"
Q: What is the one negative side-effect of taking Viagra?
A: Men will be forced to make conversation for an hour
before the pill kicks in.
television?
A: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
Q: What do you call a Flordia gynecologist?
A: A spreader of old wives' tails.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old
ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Q: Why is it called SEX?
A: Because it's easier to spell than, "Uhhhhh - Oooohh -
Ahhhhhh - AIIEEEEEEE!"
Q: What is the one negative side-effect of taking Viagra?
A: Men will be forced to make conversation for an hour
before the pill kicks in.