82Rigger
09-05-04, 03:49
In Texas, a bull and his male offspring are strolling through the pasture.
They amble up a hill and stand at the top, looking down the other side:
"Hey, dad!"
"What, son?"
"Look at all them cows down there, dad!"
"I see 'em, son."
"Hey, dad!"
"What, son?"
"I have an idea, dad!"
"What's that, son?"
"Let's you and me run down the hill and **** a couple of them cows down there, dad!"
"No, son."
"Why not, dad?"
"Because I have a better idea, son."
"What's that, dad?"
"Let's you and me WALK down the hill and **** ALL of 'em!"
:mrgreen:
They amble up a hill and stand at the top, looking down the other side:
"Hey, dad!"
"What, son?"
"Look at all them cows down there, dad!"
"I see 'em, son."
"Hey, dad!"
"What, son?"
"I have an idea, dad!"
"What's that, son?"
"Let's you and me run down the hill and **** a couple of them cows down there, dad!"
"No, son."
"Why not, dad?"
"Because I have a better idea, son."
"What's that, dad?"
"Let's you and me WALK down the hill and **** ALL of 'em!"
:mrgreen: