The Winker

[Drone_pilot]

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as
a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer
looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've
graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are
wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally,
we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales
representative has a highly visible position, and we're
afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential
customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins
pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms,
ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom,
he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows
the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good,
but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our
employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy,
winking, and asked for aspirin?"