TankBuster
03-11-06, 15:22
A army private is in vietnam trying to adjust to life in the Boonies. At a young age, this is the kid who would stick a fork in the socket, get shot through the wall, and forget about it a minute later. While listening to the Sargent at boot camp during demolitions training he notices a dime on the ground and becomes enthralled with the shiny object, missing a key part of claymore training. At 6 pm they head off on a patrol. The captain decides to set up an ambush for later at night. The private sets out to place the claymore in the dark and runs back to the trench. Watching for the enemy the captain spots the Charlie turn the claymore around. The private, not hearing the captains orders, blows the mine, but it wipes out the 15 vc in front of it. Later at the Camp the Captain asks private A.D.D
"Just which way were those God****ed claymores set up?" hte privates reply "Oh Sh**"
"Just which way were those God****ed claymores set up?" hte privates reply "Oh Sh**"