TankBuster
24-10-06, 21:49
-On an episode of Walker Texas Ranger chuck norris brought back the life of a baby lamb by giving it open heart surgery. 3 secs later he gave it a roundhouse kick snaping its neck in ten places. citing the bible: The good Chuck Giveth and The Good Chuck Taketh Away
-Scientist have found that a fiber inside the beard of Chuck Norris contains the vaccine for AIDS,Cancer,ED, and VD unfortunately the last three men who tried to shave him all walk around with a razor in their eye
-Scientist have found that a fiber inside the beard of Chuck Norris contains the vaccine for AIDS,Cancer,ED, and VD unfortunately the last three men who tried to shave him all walk around with a razor in their eye