A day in the life

[TankBuster]

Heres the typical day of two military men of different rank


Sargent Bill E. Bob-

Wake up at 02:00 hours
complete 5 mile run
do 75 pushups
80 situps
Ride on bumpy rode in a humvee next to sweaty Pvts to HQ
Get orders
Board Plane Fly to LZ
Stub toe jumping out the cargo door
hit the LZ find out HQ didnt send the AT weapons or Coffee
Get pinned down by hundreds of enemies
Rally men, create a stunning display of military strategy, flank enemy, anhiallate them and call in choppers
Return to HQ, keep troops from Wringing the brasses neck
Get a pat on the back and return home
Repeat for 20 years until retirementLt. Dan Aims


wake up at 07:00
Grab a starbucks coffee on the way to the base
Stop at HQ store and get some mints
Find out Sgt Bob has taken the platoon on a Patrol, decide to catch a chopper to the LZ
Find out you forgot to tape the Terminator movie
Run home to fix VCR
Head back to HQ
Find Sgt Bob, cogragulate him on a job well done,
Recieve medal for leadership of men from a general who was in hawaii but had to fly over to meet the young officer who drug his men through the fire to saftey.
Sound about right?

[Eagledriver]

LOL LMFAOROF! That's just right.minigun; soljeep;

[Hollis]

That seams like it. When I was kid, I knew a guy who was a dough boy in WWI. His suggestion was to become a officer. He commented it is better to ride than walk.

I think I should have listened to him.