Viking
07-05-04, 20:36
The Queen visited a Military hospital one day just to see how the lads were feeling.
She went in to one of the wards with her little band of followers and walks up
To the first bed.” What are you in here for”. She asks the Gunner who was lying face down.
“Piles marm” he says screwing his face up in pain.
“Oh that’s not nice at all one of the corgis had them”, she turns to the RSM and asks him what the treatment was the RSM answers as only RSM’s can in a loud harsh manner
“Wire brush and Detol Marm.”
To which the Queen turned to the Gunner and asked what his ambitions were.
He said he want to get rid of this illness and get back to fighting for Queen and country
She smiled at him and told the RSM to give him a medal, which the RSM pined on the gunners bum.
The Queen moved on to the next bed where a Lance Bombardier was lying reading a book
“And what is wrong with you” she enquired.
“Crabs Marm” he answered with a smile. The Queen looked shocked and asked the RSM what the treatment was for them, to which he said “wire brush and detol marm”.
The Queen looked back at the Lbdr and said “and so it should be” and walked off.
She slowly moved to the next bed where a Bombardier was sat up playing on a laptop
“And what is up with you” she says now not in a good mood.
The Bombardier sits bolt up right and says in a light voice “bad throat Marm.”
The Queens face softens to a smile that only the Queen of England can have and asks the RSM for the treatment for that and in the same voice he answers “wire brush and detol Marm” the Queens face twists that the thought of it turns to look at the poor Bombardier and asks if he has any ambitions.
The Bombardier looks down the row of beds then back at the Queen and says
“To get the wire brush and detol before those to dirty buggers”
vik, viki;
She went in to one of the wards with her little band of followers and walks up
To the first bed.” What are you in here for”. She asks the Gunner who was lying face down.
“Piles marm” he says screwing his face up in pain.
“Oh that’s not nice at all one of the corgis had them”, she turns to the RSM and asks him what the treatment was the RSM answers as only RSM’s can in a loud harsh manner
“Wire brush and Detol Marm.”
To which the Queen turned to the Gunner and asked what his ambitions were.
He said he want to get rid of this illness and get back to fighting for Queen and country
She smiled at him and told the RSM to give him a medal, which the RSM pined on the gunners bum.
The Queen moved on to the next bed where a Lance Bombardier was lying reading a book
“And what is wrong with you” she enquired.
“Crabs Marm” he answered with a smile. The Queen looked shocked and asked the RSM what the treatment was for them, to which he said “wire brush and detol marm”.
The Queen looked back at the Lbdr and said “and so it should be” and walked off.
She slowly moved to the next bed where a Bombardier was sat up playing on a laptop
“And what is up with you” she says now not in a good mood.
The Bombardier sits bolt up right and says in a light voice “bad throat Marm.”
The Queens face softens to a smile that only the Queen of England can have and asks the RSM for the treatment for that and in the same voice he answers “wire brush and detol Marm” the Queens face twists that the thought of it turns to look at the poor Bombardier and asks if he has any ambitions.
The Bombardier looks down the row of beds then back at the Queen and says
“To get the wire brush and detol before those to dirty buggers”
vik, viki;