Parking in liverpool

[Drone_pilot]

Never park a Harrier in Liverpool.
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[Matzos]

Very good, now go to the nearest pub to buy the bits back solaf

[John A Silkstone]

While driving my heave goods vehicle through Liverpool I broke down.

I telephone the company and the transport manager stated that as I was off the road they would leave it till the morning as there was a call out charge of £100 as it was after 18.00 hours.
“Exactly where are you?” he asked.
“In the middle of Toxteth.” I said.
“I’ll get a recovery vehicle to you at once.” Was his reply.
Need I say more?

Silky