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Advisor
06-10-06, 21:18
Maude was living in a senior citizens facility. Somehow she got the wrong medication. She stripped off all her clothes, wrapped her shawl around her neck like a cape & streaked off down the hall & into old Claude's room. Old Claude was having a lie down & Maude leapt up on his bed, put her hands on her hips a la Superman, & shouted "Super Pussy." Old Claude looked up at her and said "I'll have the soup."

Hollis
06-10-06, 22:14
Now are you sure he was hard of hearing, or just selective?

Advisor
09-10-06, 19:04
OLDkilt;