John A Silkstone
27-09-06, 19:40
Five surgeons are sat round a table in the hospital cafeteria discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon smiles and chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers; those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon shook his head saying, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. They have: no guts, no heart, no balls, no spine, and no brains. And no top it all the head and the arse hole are interchangeable. "
Silky
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon smiles and chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers; those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon shook his head saying, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. They have: no guts, no heart, no balls, no spine, and no brains. And no top it all the head and the arse hole are interchangeable. "
Silky