Drone_pilot
11-09-06, 20:19
A man walks into a tattoo parlour, and asks the tattoo artist to tattoo a
picture of a hundred dollar bill on his penis. The tattoo artist, being a
sensitive man, refuses, telling the man that it would be too painful to do
that.
The man insists on having it done, so the tattoo artist tells him that if he
can come up with three good reasons to have it done, he would do it.
The man tells him, " One, I like to play with my money. Two, I like to watch
my money grow. And three, my wife will blow a hundred bucks everyday!"
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The heckler shouted "Why are you so fat"
The comic replies "Cos every time I fu**ed your mother she gave me a biscuit
picture of a hundred dollar bill on his penis. The tattoo artist, being a
sensitive man, refuses, telling the man that it would be too painful to do
that.
The man insists on having it done, so the tattoo artist tells him that if he
can come up with three good reasons to have it done, he would do it.
The man tells him, " One, I like to play with my money. Two, I like to watch
my money grow. And three, my wife will blow a hundred bucks everyday!"
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The heckler shouted "Why are you so fat"
The comic replies "Cos every time I fu**ed your mother she gave me a biscuit