Drone_pilot
01-09-06, 03:46
The MARINES, the SEALS and the SAS are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a
test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of the has to catch
it.
The MARINES goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The SEALS goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The SAS goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a
test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of the has to catch
it.
The MARINES goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The SEALS goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The SAS goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"