Drone_pilot
06-05-04, 02:19
Once upon a chilly night, a beautiful, independent, self-assured
princess happened upon a big ugly frog in a pond.
The homely frog said to the princess, "Will you please kiss me? I
was once a handsome young prince until an evil witch put a terrible
spell on me. One kiss from you and I will immediately turn into a
handsome prince. Then I will gather you up in my arms, carry you off to
my castle in the clouds and we can marry. And you can bear my children,
prepare my meals, wash my dish's, clean my clothes, clean my house and we'll live happily ever after."
LATER THAT NIGHT, the princess sat by the warm hearth and enjoyed a
nice, warm dinner -- of frog legs.
princess happened upon a big ugly frog in a pond.
The homely frog said to the princess, "Will you please kiss me? I
was once a handsome young prince until an evil witch put a terrible
spell on me. One kiss from you and I will immediately turn into a
handsome prince. Then I will gather you up in my arms, carry you off to
my castle in the clouds and we can marry. And you can bear my children,
prepare my meals, wash my dish's, clean my clothes, clean my house and we'll live happily ever after."
LATER THAT NIGHT, the princess sat by the warm hearth and enjoyed a
nice, warm dinner -- of frog legs.