Viking
05-05-04, 20:27
There was an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman
They were all prisoners of war in the gulf when one day
Sadam turns up and takes them to one side.
He says to them if they could get across the minefield outside the camp
Witch was ten miles across and twenty to go around
And beat him in his Ferrari. They could go free. They, he said could have any vehicle
They wanted from his fleet of cars.
The Scotsman went first and as he had to go across country he took a huma.
And set off as fast as the big vehicle could go.
But when he got there Sadam was waiting for him so back to prison he went.
Next it was the Irishman’s turn he asked for a Landrover V8.
And he raced off in a swirl of dust.
He made it across the minefield to find Sadam sat having a smoke.
So it was all up to the Englishman he asked for A Duck and Four Springs
To which Sadam and his lads fell about laughing but the Englishman stuck
To his guns so he got what he wanted.
He started by putting the Duck on his head and attached the four springs to
His hands and feet.
Then set off jumping across the minefield at full tilt.
This time Sadam turned up to find the Englishman waiting for him
When he asked how the Englishman did it he just said
In my best German voice
FOUR SPRING DUCK TECHNIQUE . vik, viki;
They were all prisoners of war in the gulf when one day
Sadam turns up and takes them to one side.
He says to them if they could get across the minefield outside the camp
Witch was ten miles across and twenty to go around
And beat him in his Ferrari. They could go free. They, he said could have any vehicle
They wanted from his fleet of cars.
The Scotsman went first and as he had to go across country he took a huma.
And set off as fast as the big vehicle could go.
But when he got there Sadam was waiting for him so back to prison he went.
Next it was the Irishman’s turn he asked for a Landrover V8.
And he raced off in a swirl of dust.
He made it across the minefield to find Sadam sat having a smoke.
So it was all up to the Englishman he asked for A Duck and Four Springs
To which Sadam and his lads fell about laughing but the Englishman stuck
To his guns so he got what he wanted.
He started by putting the Duck on his head and attached the four springs to
His hands and feet.
Then set off jumping across the minefield at full tilt.
This time Sadam turned up to find the Englishman waiting for him
When he asked how the Englishman did it he just said
In my best German voice
FOUR SPRING DUCK TECHNIQUE . vik, viki;