20 things you don’t want to hear the surgeon say.

[John A Silkstone]

20 things you don’t want to hear the surgeon say.

1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
2. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop
3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
4. Spot! Spot! Comeback with that! You Bad Dog You!
5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
6. Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
7. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. -
8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
9. Damn, there go the lights again...
10. "Ya know there's big money in kidneys. but hell, the guy's got two of'em.
11. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
12. Can you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off
13. what do mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!
14. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
15. I hope his family won't miss him
16. "And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape."
17. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
18. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
19. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
20. Don't bother, I think it's sharp enough.

Silky

[John A Silkstone]

Another 20

1. What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
2. She's going to blow! Everyone take cover!!!
3. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
4. We're out of anaesthetics, so we're going to improvise.
5. I hope you know his next of kin.
6. I got to pee.
7. What in hell's that thing?
8. What happens when you pull on this?
9. I learned this trick in Vietnam!
10. Doctor, for the last time, the patient's kidneys are not talking to
you.
11. They're waiting in the operating room, Dr. Frankenstein.
12. OOPS!
13. How do I put this back again?
14. If you don't have type A+, pick anything. He'll never know the
difference.
15. Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean, right?
16. That's cool. Now can you make the leg twitch?
17. I hate it when they're missing something.
18. What does it mean when the little line goes flat?
19. I got my medical degree from Sally Struthers.
20. This is a lot different than my vet school class.

[ArcticWolf]

solthum Great posts! LOL
In my work, I speak with a lot of doctors over the phone and some of them call us when they have a patient on the table... you do NOT want to know what they say... :eek: ;) Mind you, it's nowhere near as worrying as the comments in your posts, Silky. Thank heavens... :rolleyes:

[Bombardier]

Spot! Spot! Comeback with that! You Bad Dog You!


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