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TankBuster
01-06-06, 23:00
Iraq:Ha! stupid infidels why do you fight? We have already blown up two of your Buildings!

America: Yeah?Bitch we blew up two of your COUNTRIES!

Iraq: We will fight your military and be victorious!

America: Is that why your throwing rocks at M-1 Abrams?

Iraq:If we find nukes we might use them!

America: Uh...We HAVE them and have USED THEM! Don't you watch the histroy channel?Call Japan, they can hook you up with a guy with 3 eyes and a tail.

Iraq:we killed thousands of your people!

America:Bitch, weve killed................Millions

Iraq:we have a mighty holy army!

America: Well after all the Cruise Missles, Rockets,Bombs,bunker busters,Cannon shells,tank shells, bullets, and grenades, we agree that your army is pretty "Holey"

Iraq:We will kill your women!

America: oh you mean like the one who dropped that 5,000lb Iron bomb on your cammel??

Iraq:We will return and terroize you again

America:UhHuh......and we'll be back to make a giant swimming pool out of ya next time