Five tips for a woman

[John A Silkstone]

Five tips for a woman....

1. YOU NEED a man that works around the house and has a job.
2. YOU NEED a man that makes you laugh.
3. YOU NEED a man you can count on who doesn't lie to you.
4. YOU NEED a man who loves you and spoils you.
5. IT IS IMPORTANT that these men never meet each other

[Nightstalker]

sal; John,great joke . I think between your joke and mine we are or soon will be outcast by the women in this group. :rolleyes: I apoligize girls , its all in fun.laughsol;

[TankBuster]

There are women in here??

no offense!

[ArcticWolf]

solaf Hmmm... there's some kind of truth in it too... ;) Actually, I'd say 'man' in number 2 and 3 could be substituted by the word 'friend'... which is how us women usually get a kind of a balance and happiness in our lives... :)

No offense guys, but women need women to talk to and as I'm working in a team with only one man, I know that men tend to go nuts being around only women who don't talk about football or more manly things than wedding dresses and whether man ever has actually sat foot on the moon (:confused: !!!)... anyway... blah, In short... I liked the joke...