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John A Silkstone
15-05-06, 20:02
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.
2. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
4. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
5. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
7. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
8. I’m not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
9. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
10. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
11. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
12. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
13. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
14. I have a degree in Liberal Arts; do you want fries with that?
15. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
16. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
17. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
18. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
19. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
20. Ham and eggs. A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Bombardier
15-05-06, 20:08
Very very good mate, I particularly liked this one


They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

kilt;

Drone_pilot
15-05-06, 21:17
I Like this one


The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.



solthum

Eagledriver
20-05-06, 09:15
The best one.solafsolafsolaf

20. Ham and eggs. A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

John A Silkstone
20-05-06, 10:40
Hi lads, glad you enjoyed.

Silky