Golfing Joke

[John A Silkstone]

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

Silky

[TankBuster]

Heres some more dirty golf phrases

1. No wonder your shots off, your shaft is too hard

2. You want a putter or Wood?

3.My ball wont get in the hole

4.I went to the pro shop and got a massive wood

[Drone_pilot]

True sign in golf driving range.

Gentlemen please wash your balls before driving off, WTF.

[Advisor]

True sign in golf driving range.

Gentlemen please wash your balls before driving off, WTF.

Very religious. Cleanliness is next to godliness. rbo;