HighlandSniper58
05-05-04, 12:08
President Bush is visiting a school whilst on the campaign trail.He invites a class to ask him questions and young Billy puts up his hand.
"Mr President , I have a question which is in three parts,
One, how come we invaded Iraq without UN sanction
Two,how come you're President when Al Gore got more votes
and Three, where's Osama Bin Laden?"
Bush starts to reply but the bell rings for recess and the class troop out for milk and cookies.
After recess Bush again invites the class to ask him questions and this time it's Jimmy who puts up his hand,
"Mr President, I have a question which is in five parts,
One, how come we invaded Iraq without UN sanction
Two,how come you're President when Al Gore got more votes
Three, where's Osama Bin Laden,
Four,how come the recess bell rang twenty minutes early
and Five....where's Billy?"
"Mr President , I have a question which is in three parts,
One, how come we invaded Iraq without UN sanction
Two,how come you're President when Al Gore got more votes
and Three, where's Osama Bin Laden?"
Bush starts to reply but the bell rings for recess and the class troop out for milk and cookies.
After recess Bush again invites the class to ask him questions and this time it's Jimmy who puts up his hand,
"Mr President, I have a question which is in five parts,
One, how come we invaded Iraq without UN sanction
Two,how come you're President when Al Gore got more votes
Three, where's Osama Bin Laden,
Four,how come the recess bell rang twenty minutes early
and Five....where's Billy?"