The cell phone

[drywall]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench
> rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk.
> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
> Man: "Hello?"
>
> Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>
> Man: "Yes."
>
> Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's
> only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it, sweetie?"
>
> Man: "Sure... go ahead if you like it that much. I want you to be
happy."
>
> Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003

> models. I saw one that I really liked. It's a beautiful silver."
>
> Man: "How much?"
>
> Woman: "$60,000"
>
> Man: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>
> Woman: "Great! Oh, and just one more thing... the house we wanted last

year
> is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
>
> Man: "Wow, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer
$895,000."
>
> Woman: "Okay. Thank you darling -- you're wonderful! I'll see you
later! I
> love you!"
>
> Man: "Bye, I love you too."
>
> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
in
> astonishment.
>
> Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
>

[Bombardier]

I like it buddy :mrgreen:

[Bigbird]

I could just imagine somebody doing that. :mrgreen:

[Eagledriver]

WHOOOAAAA!!!! Nelly! That one deserves the "Golden Cuckoo" Award.






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