drywall
04-05-04, 18:06
An 80-year-old man went into the confessional and
told the priest the following: "Father, I am an 80-year-old
man, I'm married, I have four children and eleven
grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two
19-year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long."
The priest said, "My son, when was the last time you were at
confession?"
The old man said, "I have never been to confession. I'm not
Catholic."
The priest said, "Then why are you here telling me this?"
The old man said, "Hell Father, I'm telling everyone!"
told the priest the following: "Father, I am an 80-year-old
man, I'm married, I have four children and eleven
grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two
19-year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long."
The priest said, "My son, when was the last time you were at
confession?"
The old man said, "I have never been to confession. I'm not
Catholic."
The priest said, "Then why are you here telling me this?"
The old man said, "Hell Father, I'm telling everyone!"