Drone_pilot
04-05-04, 14:22
A noted statistion sent his wife an e.mail which read:-
Dear Wife, you realise that as you are 54 years old and I have certain peccadilloes, which you are no longer able to satisfy.I otherwise very happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope that you will not be offended to learn that by the time you receive this , I will be in the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old secrectary.
I will be home by midnight.
Your loving Husband.
At the hotel the receptionist presented him with another e.mail. It read :-
Dear Husband
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you read this, I will be in the Excelsior hotel with the 18 year old window cleaner. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you will realise that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up for me !!
Your loving wife.
Dear Wife, you realise that as you are 54 years old and I have certain peccadilloes, which you are no longer able to satisfy.I otherwise very happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope that you will not be offended to learn that by the time you receive this , I will be in the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old secrectary.
I will be home by midnight.
Your loving Husband.
At the hotel the receptionist presented him with another e.mail. It read :-
Dear Husband
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you read this, I will be in the Excelsior hotel with the 18 year old window cleaner. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you will realise that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up for me !!
Your loving wife.