Flat Cap

[Drone_pilot]

This chap kept coming home drunk and upsetting the neighbours, so his wife said " Look, George, when you have had a few remember to come home across the field and through the back door" He said "OK, anything for peace and quiet" and the next time he was a bit OTT he remembered what the wife said and came home the back way, across the field. When he came in the back door, his wife screamed, " George, what have you been doing" He was covered from head to foot in cow s**t. He said " Well, I lost my cap on the way across the field, and I must have tried on half a dozen before I found one that fitted"