HighlandSniper58
03-05-04, 23:35
In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully ugly looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek!
The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the ugly lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
The ugly lady thought - "That dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That English pig put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack that French tw*t again".
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek!
The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the ugly lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
The ugly lady thought - "That dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That English pig put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can
smack that French tw*t again".