Hyena

[Drone_pilot]

It was a Sunday and after a very nice dinner, the Hyena went for his usual afternoon walk, up the jungle pathway (humming to himself) He hadn't gone very far, when in an instant, there was a crashing of branches, and out of the undergrowth, a huge Gorilla, who pounced, on said Hyena, and there and then, gave him a right good pasteing.! On a hillock not far away, a Lion watched, and after the Gorilla had gone, ambled down to see if Hyena was alright. "Are you ok old chap" asked the lion. "not to bad I suppose,a few cuts and bruises" said the Hyena brushing himself down. "well he shouldn't of done that" said the Lion,"Its not at all cricket, I'm the king of the jungle, pasteing are my job, if it happens again, just give me the nod, and I will come down, and give him some Aggro!"
"brilliant said Hyena!"
The following week, after dinner,Hyena went for his usual afternoon stroll,(singing and humming), when again in an instant, there was a crashing of branches, and out of the undergrowth,, the Gorilla, who pounced, on Hyena, and gave him a right good thrashing!
All of the time, Lion sat watching, from his hillock, not moving, until the Gorilla had gone, then he ambled down to Hyena,"Hi dude" said Lion, " Don't Hi dude me" said hyena,"you said you'd trash this Gorilla, if I gave you the nod, well I did! and you did nothing, Why?
"Well said the Lion, you where laughing so much I thought you where enjoying it