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mikanmart
14-07-05, 23:55
In the 50's , we in all the Armed Forces used to get away with a lot of things which would be frowned upon now .
So , there was I , in Hong Kong ,28 sqdn at RAF Sek Kong , next to a Tank park , and 48 Ghurka Brigade , and across the runway from an Artillery Reg. who had 25 pounders .
My brother Bill was a Sapper with A troop ,54 field Sqdn , 24 Field Reg. at Tai Lam Chung , about 1/2 way to Kowloon from Sek Kong .We had friends in high places .
As I was destined to be a pilot (another story) the aircrew used to take me flying quite a lot . This was in a Vampire T11 trainer , a nice little jet , noisy too .
One day , pilot says to me "where do you want to go". "Ah" says I "Can we go and beat up my brother's camp at Tai Lam Chung ?" "Yus , mate " he said , being a posh ossifer "show me the way " So , having strapped the Vampire to our bums , we took off---not me at controls of course . I pointed the aircraft in the general direction of Tai Lam Chung(TLC) ,and in less than two minutes we were overhead at 6000 feet . Pilot weighs up situation , does a lower run by to make sure ,and flies out to sea . He let the Vampire down to about 250 feet , and we shot in toward TLC , behind which was a hill .
We shot over the road very low , and screamed up the hill and half rolled off the top of the loop . Too low to do a full loop . Flew a bit toward Kowloon and came back up the road over the camp at 90 degrees to the original path , then a lazy arc round and back over with wings banked , and me waving down the wing like mad .Reverse course and go back over TLC in a fast roll , and straight up to 28000 feet . Super .Really enjoyed it .
Got back to Sek Kong , and told hairy stories to me mates .
CO talks to me later on , and says "Are you going down to see your brother today , if so , let me know what's said , will you?" Well , course I was going , had to see the reaction.
There was a reception awaiting me at TLC . The Engineers' CO told me to be careful of the RSM and thanks for the flying display. I signed in at g'room , and saunter of to Bill's billet . Not half way there , and this bloke with a cheese cutter hat howls at me for a minute or two , but doesn't get anywhere . I got to the billet , and was told that the RSM had his head under the bonnet of a Bedford 15cwt when we shot across , and he jumped and banged his head on the bonnet . He was in the process of rollocking someone over a dirty engine .Funny , I never bought another drink at TLC .
Apparently , the RSM wasn't very nice , and had tried to get the pilot charged , silly sod . There were no low flying restrictions outside HK and Kowloon cities , so he had to lump it . The engineer OC thought it was funny too , and kept this bloke off my brother's back .Can't do that nowadays .
MIKE M

Zofo
15-07-05, 18:13
Nice!

Nowhere near as dramatic but it was in '89 and we were doing the EPC (Easily Passed Course or Education for Promotion Certificate) at Bergen Hohne. It was a Friday afternoon and the Education Corps Captain doing the lesson at the time was the most horny thing in uniform I think I've ever seen! All the boys thought the same - we had guards, tankies, gunners and us Sigs folk. Anyway, everyone tried throughout the course to invite her to dinner, drinks and even just rough sex. She declined every offer with a smile and the "I'm an officer" routine.
Towards the end of the lesson, she was droning on about MACP or something like death by viewfoil when there was a terrific rumbling in the sky. "Aha" says she, my boyfriend. The noise got louder and louder and seemed to be right above our classroom. We all looked out and just above us was a Harrier in a hover. It wiggled its wings and f*cked off. "My boyfriend" she announced smugly to our dismay!