Caption Number 5

[Matzos]

Try this one.............

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/matzos/ditch-1s.jpg


It could be the two soliders speaking to the RMP at the road side or the guy digging.

[Bombardier]

commander talking to MP - "Of course I have not been drinking, but my driver might have had a few."

Driver Digging - "Better bury my bottle of JD before that MP monkey finds it"

[Matzos]

RMP to Driver "so you are still sticking to the story than you swerved to miss the ‘little bunny rabbit’ "

Guy digging "I'am going to find that rabbit if it kills me"

[Bill Farnie]

Don't worry...the OnStar people told me help is on the way

[Bill Farnie]

I told you it was pulling to the right when braking!!!!

[Eagledriver]

CO to RMP: Well, my driver said he had to go potty, so I told him to pull over at the right spot.


Driver: Hoo, I gotta hurry before I do it in me britches!

[Eagledriver]

CO to RMP: Greasy spot! What greasy spot?



Driver: If I hurry I can bury the bugger before anyone's the wiser!

[Matzos]

RMP to Driver "Can I see your driving licence and vehicle insurance, also sir,is this your vehicle?"

Driver to RMP "No its the wife's" :rolleyes:

[Zofo]

Tanking along is absolutely NO excuse young man!!

(apologies to the Gunners!)

[Reloader]

"....and then all I heard was, 'Look, no hands!!!"

[Drone_pilot]

What do you mean you had a blowout in the front right?

[Red Devil]

Do you have an ADAC card Sir?

[rotorwash]

"I can not believe you were distracted by sunbathers, Soldier, this part of England is not authorized sunshine."

[Drone_pilot]

"this part of England is not authorized sunshine."

Sorry Rotorwash but no part of England is allowed Sunshine :)