rotorwash
19-03-05, 17:30
I got back to Qui Nhon just in time to catch the last convoy north as our company was finishing its move to Duc Pho. I still was very weak and my clothes just hung from my shoulders and belt, but it felt good to be back around familiar happenings. Most of the ground elements of the company had gone up on an LST but there still was much of the supply and admin stuff that needed to go, so a convoy up Highway 1 from Qui Nhon to Duc Pho was planned, passing through such exotic locals as Phu Cat, Bong Son, past Uplift and English. Seating was tight, I was given a few options, none of them good, so I finally chose the high seat. Two storage containers had been loaded on a five ton truck and the counter from the supply room had been strapped on top, open side up. That was my seat. It turned out to be one of the best seats in the house, being on the lead truck, about twelve feet above the road. Padded with sandbags, it was quite comfortable.
Everything was going great until just past Phu Cat we observed a group of soldiers in open formation on each side of the road, a few guys on the highway itself. When we were about a mile away from them, it dawned on us that this was a mine sweeping detail and they were coming toward us. We stopped, and they stopped, and we stared at each other for a while, then with a wave from the guy in charge they continued their methodical, careful pace down the road in our direction. None of us wanted to get out of our trucks. Finally they reached our lead truck and swept past it. The GIC (guy in charge), a lowly 2LT, walked up to the truck and shouted at the driver, “Whadaya guys think yur doin? This road could be mined.”
Sgt Davenport, who, as soon as he could get back to Tennessee, would return to his previous occupation of running moonshine and driving in NASCAR races, leaned out the window, spat Red Man past the 2LT, and drawled, “It’s clear thataway, Lootenant,” indicating with a jerk of his thumb the way back to Phu Cat, then dropped the clutch and off we roared.
We stopped in Bong Son for lunch and then proceeded uneventfully toward Duc Pho, arriving late in the afternoon. It had changed dramatically since I had left, all of the aircraft revetments were finished and the company was now housed in tents laid in neat rows with white beach sand between to keep down the dust. I went looking for the 1st Platoon. For about a half hour I wandered around feeling like a lost kid at the carnival. None of the faces were familiar, not the supply man, not the company clerk - no one. Until I rounded a corner and heard my name shouted. Turning around I was face to face with my old buddy Perkins. He took me into what passed for the club, a GP small with the sides rolled up and a four row high wall of sandbags around the outside. Tables and benches were crudely made from rocket boxes. He proceeded to bring me up to date and it was not a pleasant experience. My old buddies from the platoon had either rotated home or went out wounded, none had been killed. The cocky little turd who had taken my place on 863 had gotten shot, failed to cover his butt on an extraction and collected a bullet for his troubles, along with getting an infantry guy killed. That meant my aircraft was available and Lucero was still my gunner for a few months, that made me smile. Then Perkins told me about how a few nights earlier we had been mortared and a round had made a direct hit on the mechanic’s tent, killing some wounding many. As he was telling me this, some bonehead shot off a hand flare, man, those things can sound like an incoming mortar sometimes. Perkins thought so too, without missing a word of his story, he was under the table up against the sandbag wall. I was impressed, and sadly out of form because I hadn’t moved and found myself sitting alone in the tent, everyone else was on the ground or in a bunker. Obviously, I was going to have to get up to speed. It seemed that we were mortared on such a regular basis now, that in Chu Lai circles, Duc Pho was referred to as “mortar mountain.”
The more he talked, the more he smiled, a funny little smile like someone who was just waking up to the fact they had been rescued from a fate worse then death. At first it was just a curious little smile, but the more he talked and narrowed down the subject, the more the hair on the back of my neck stood up. By default, he was the acting platoon sergeant. Higher up had been sending us platoon sergeants, but like mud thrown at a wall, none had stuck yet. And he was going home in two weeks. And I was the next senior guy. There I was, by default, now in charge of the platoon. Like I had been slapped with a wet rag I realized my fat, dumb and happy days of boring holes in the sky were over. Already the mantle of responsibility was drifting toward my shoulders and it was uncomfortable and heavy. Not that it was much of a mantle, ten crewchiefs, ten gunners, one 3/4 ton truck complete with driver, and partial responsibility for 10 aircraft. If I just didn’t do anything stupid, the outfit would run itself. It was the “stupid” part that troubled me most.
The transition from being one of the troublemakers to being in charge of the troublemakers is a sobering experience. Before, it was always us and them. Now I was one of them and they were still us. The line between the old us and them, and the new them and us was thin, but very solid. Fortunately, only a few of the old us (now them) remembered me, so Perkins tended to present my reputation in glowing terms and stories that made me blush, and Lucero roll on the floor with riotous laughter. As usual, a moment like this can’t last, and when I stood up to say my part, my voice cracked and the third word out of my mouth came out as a squeak. Lucero was really having a fit. When Perkins left a week or so later, I walked with him down to the aircraft, and as it took off, he waved. I waved my most sincere, friendly wave with one hand and flipped him off with the other.
Jeffrey’s Math
I wasn’t long in my new position when I became acquainted with what life was like in the ivory towers of command. A young gunner by the name of Jeffrey came to me.
“Sarge,” (man, I hated that) “I need to go home on emergency leave.”
“Why?”
“Well Sarge, I have to marry my girl.”
“You what?”
“Yeh Sarge, she’s pregnant.”
“And you need emergency leave to go home and marry her?”
“Yeh Sarge. To marry her.”
“Jeffrey, you know the Army is not going to give you leave for that. How far along is she, anyhow?”
“Five months.”
“How long you been in country, Jeffrey?”
“Six months.”
I couldn’t believe I was hearing this, “Let me get this straight. You been here six months and she’s five months along?”
“Yeh.”
“Jeffrey, . . . did you take math in school?”
“Well, yeh.”
“Jeffrey, if you been here six months and she is five months pregnant you can’t be the father.”
I thought he was going to cry, “But . . . she said that sometimes it takes a while.”
“Takes a while for what?”
“From . . . you know . . . until she gets pregnant.” I just hung my head. It was now my turn to cry. Jeffrey had passed math, it was biology he failed.
My engineer truck driver
The truck driver I inherited had been in the engineers when he extended so he could become a doorgunner. Stupidity is not choosy. However, he was competent and savvy, caught on quick and could teach me a thing or two about what’s hot and what’s not in the Duc Pho area. And he loved Lifesavers. Each supplementary pack contained several rolls of Lifesavers and he collected as many as he could. When I asked why he liked Lifesavers so much, he told me that he didn’t like them, he just liked to give them to the local kids. Very commendable, he went up several notches in my book. Then we took the laundry down town. After dropping it off we went to get charcoal, we had successfully relieved the Air Force of some fresh steaks and they were on the menu for supper. As we drove south of town to the charcoal dealer, we passed several groups of kids standing beside the road. He grabbed a role of Lifesavers, and I was proud to be riding with such an upstanding civic minded soldier. Then he stood up behind the wheel, wound up his pitching arm and let fly a roll of Lifesavers into a crowd of kids. I was in a state of total shock, my mouth hit my knee. Quickly I looked back, expecting to see some poor kid lying dead. Then I started yelling. He explained that he was just giving the kids some candy. A roll of Lifesavers delivered as hard as they could be thrown into a crowd of kids from a fast moving vehicle did not qualify as giving kids candy in my book. That thing must have been traveling at the speed of sound.
I was still yelling as he was gleefully ignoring me, and the next roll he threw was at a man riding a motorbike with about a hundred chickens loaded on behind. He hit the guy square in the forehead, the bike started wobbling and cut across behind us. A dump truck following us had to frantically weave to prevent picking up the motorbike as a hood ornament and creating chicken patties all over the road. I grabbed all of his candy and began tossing it to kids, gently, in high arcs, something that could be caught by someone other then Johnny Bench.
As soon as we got back, he got his wish to become a doorgunner before he recruited any more VC. Let the VC throw some things his way for a change.
Rotorwash
Everything was going great until just past Phu Cat we observed a group of soldiers in open formation on each side of the road, a few guys on the highway itself. When we were about a mile away from them, it dawned on us that this was a mine sweeping detail and they were coming toward us. We stopped, and they stopped, and we stared at each other for a while, then with a wave from the guy in charge they continued their methodical, careful pace down the road in our direction. None of us wanted to get out of our trucks. Finally they reached our lead truck and swept past it. The GIC (guy in charge), a lowly 2LT, walked up to the truck and shouted at the driver, “Whadaya guys think yur doin? This road could be mined.”
Sgt Davenport, who, as soon as he could get back to Tennessee, would return to his previous occupation of running moonshine and driving in NASCAR races, leaned out the window, spat Red Man past the 2LT, and drawled, “It’s clear thataway, Lootenant,” indicating with a jerk of his thumb the way back to Phu Cat, then dropped the clutch and off we roared.
We stopped in Bong Son for lunch and then proceeded uneventfully toward Duc Pho, arriving late in the afternoon. It had changed dramatically since I had left, all of the aircraft revetments were finished and the company was now housed in tents laid in neat rows with white beach sand between to keep down the dust. I went looking for the 1st Platoon. For about a half hour I wandered around feeling like a lost kid at the carnival. None of the faces were familiar, not the supply man, not the company clerk - no one. Until I rounded a corner and heard my name shouted. Turning around I was face to face with my old buddy Perkins. He took me into what passed for the club, a GP small with the sides rolled up and a four row high wall of sandbags around the outside. Tables and benches were crudely made from rocket boxes. He proceeded to bring me up to date and it was not a pleasant experience. My old buddies from the platoon had either rotated home or went out wounded, none had been killed. The cocky little turd who had taken my place on 863 had gotten shot, failed to cover his butt on an extraction and collected a bullet for his troubles, along with getting an infantry guy killed. That meant my aircraft was available and Lucero was still my gunner for a few months, that made me smile. Then Perkins told me about how a few nights earlier we had been mortared and a round had made a direct hit on the mechanic’s tent, killing some wounding many. As he was telling me this, some bonehead shot off a hand flare, man, those things can sound like an incoming mortar sometimes. Perkins thought so too, without missing a word of his story, he was under the table up against the sandbag wall. I was impressed, and sadly out of form because I hadn’t moved and found myself sitting alone in the tent, everyone else was on the ground or in a bunker. Obviously, I was going to have to get up to speed. It seemed that we were mortared on such a regular basis now, that in Chu Lai circles, Duc Pho was referred to as “mortar mountain.”
The more he talked, the more he smiled, a funny little smile like someone who was just waking up to the fact they had been rescued from a fate worse then death. At first it was just a curious little smile, but the more he talked and narrowed down the subject, the more the hair on the back of my neck stood up. By default, he was the acting platoon sergeant. Higher up had been sending us platoon sergeants, but like mud thrown at a wall, none had stuck yet. And he was going home in two weeks. And I was the next senior guy. There I was, by default, now in charge of the platoon. Like I had been slapped with a wet rag I realized my fat, dumb and happy days of boring holes in the sky were over. Already the mantle of responsibility was drifting toward my shoulders and it was uncomfortable and heavy. Not that it was much of a mantle, ten crewchiefs, ten gunners, one 3/4 ton truck complete with driver, and partial responsibility for 10 aircraft. If I just didn’t do anything stupid, the outfit would run itself. It was the “stupid” part that troubled me most.
The transition from being one of the troublemakers to being in charge of the troublemakers is a sobering experience. Before, it was always us and them. Now I was one of them and they were still us. The line between the old us and them, and the new them and us was thin, but very solid. Fortunately, only a few of the old us (now them) remembered me, so Perkins tended to present my reputation in glowing terms and stories that made me blush, and Lucero roll on the floor with riotous laughter. As usual, a moment like this can’t last, and when I stood up to say my part, my voice cracked and the third word out of my mouth came out as a squeak. Lucero was really having a fit. When Perkins left a week or so later, I walked with him down to the aircraft, and as it took off, he waved. I waved my most sincere, friendly wave with one hand and flipped him off with the other.
Jeffrey’s Math
I wasn’t long in my new position when I became acquainted with what life was like in the ivory towers of command. A young gunner by the name of Jeffrey came to me.
“Sarge,” (man, I hated that) “I need to go home on emergency leave.”
“Why?”
“Well Sarge, I have to marry my girl.”
“You what?”
“Yeh Sarge, she’s pregnant.”
“And you need emergency leave to go home and marry her?”
“Yeh Sarge. To marry her.”
“Jeffrey, you know the Army is not going to give you leave for that. How far along is she, anyhow?”
“Five months.”
“How long you been in country, Jeffrey?”
“Six months.”
I couldn’t believe I was hearing this, “Let me get this straight. You been here six months and she’s five months along?”
“Yeh.”
“Jeffrey, . . . did you take math in school?”
“Well, yeh.”
“Jeffrey, if you been here six months and she is five months pregnant you can’t be the father.”
I thought he was going to cry, “But . . . she said that sometimes it takes a while.”
“Takes a while for what?”
“From . . . you know . . . until she gets pregnant.” I just hung my head. It was now my turn to cry. Jeffrey had passed math, it was biology he failed.
My engineer truck driver
The truck driver I inherited had been in the engineers when he extended so he could become a doorgunner. Stupidity is not choosy. However, he was competent and savvy, caught on quick and could teach me a thing or two about what’s hot and what’s not in the Duc Pho area. And he loved Lifesavers. Each supplementary pack contained several rolls of Lifesavers and he collected as many as he could. When I asked why he liked Lifesavers so much, he told me that he didn’t like them, he just liked to give them to the local kids. Very commendable, he went up several notches in my book. Then we took the laundry down town. After dropping it off we went to get charcoal, we had successfully relieved the Air Force of some fresh steaks and they were on the menu for supper. As we drove south of town to the charcoal dealer, we passed several groups of kids standing beside the road. He grabbed a role of Lifesavers, and I was proud to be riding with such an upstanding civic minded soldier. Then he stood up behind the wheel, wound up his pitching arm and let fly a roll of Lifesavers into a crowd of kids. I was in a state of total shock, my mouth hit my knee. Quickly I looked back, expecting to see some poor kid lying dead. Then I started yelling. He explained that he was just giving the kids some candy. A roll of Lifesavers delivered as hard as they could be thrown into a crowd of kids from a fast moving vehicle did not qualify as giving kids candy in my book. That thing must have been traveling at the speed of sound.
I was still yelling as he was gleefully ignoring me, and the next roll he threw was at a man riding a motorbike with about a hundred chickens loaded on behind. He hit the guy square in the forehead, the bike started wobbling and cut across behind us. A dump truck following us had to frantically weave to prevent picking up the motorbike as a hood ornament and creating chicken patties all over the road. I grabbed all of his candy and began tossing it to kids, gently, in high arcs, something that could be caught by someone other then Johnny Bench.
As soon as we got back, he got his wish to become a doorgunner before he recruited any more VC. Let the VC throw some things his way for a change.
Rotorwash