this one time at basic...

[Elizabeth]

One of the kids did not have issued underwear for his locker layout so he borrowed Point's but alas she had forgotten that she had labelled it with her name. So the next morning Sgt comes and starts ranting about 'why are you wearing points underwear?' The kid got all stammereing and as he finnally got the explanation out all Sgt said was 'good inititative'. To top it all of the Warrant walked by as Sgt was yelling and apparently the look on his face was priceless. The rest of the section was having a really hard time keeping a straight face. Poor kid. :P

Anyone else have good "this one time at basic..." stories.
I find them hilarious.

[Dragon]

You don't wanna hear mine, most of em involve a female drill sargeant who really had it in for me, problem now, I'm her superior