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drywall
16-08-04, 18:49
Boudreaux's twenty-one-year-old daughter tell her parents she has
> > missed her period for two months. Very worried, they go to the drugstore
> > and to buy a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is
> pregnant.
> >
> > Shouting, cursing, crying, Boudreaux says, "Who was the pig that did
this
> > to you? I want to know!"
> >
> > The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
> Ferrari
> > stops
> > in front of the Boudreaux's house a mature and distinguished man with
gray
> > hair,
> > impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and
> enters
> > the house.
> >
> > He sits in the living room with Boudreaux, the mother and the girl, and
> > tells them,
> > "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
> marry her
> > because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.
> >
> > If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a
> > beach villa and
> > a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be two
> > factories and a
> > $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
> > However,
> > if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
> >
> > At this point, Boudreaux, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
on
> > the man's
> > shoulder and tells him, "Zen you try agin'!"
> >

Eagledriver
17-08-04, 06:21
flypig; flypig; flypig; CRASH & BURN, BABY!!! Very good.