Derrick Stephenson
07-08-04, 16:52
A woman in a very short skirt is walking down the street when a man stops her.
'You are so sexy', he says, 'I've got to make love to you'.
'What?' she says, ' right here in the middle of the street? No way'.
'Look', he says, 'no messing, I need you right now, I'll drop £500 on the pavement, and while you pick it up, I'll do everything I want. O.K.?'
She says, 'Hang on a minute,' then phones her friend and explains what's happening. Her friend says, 'No problem, as soon as he drops the £500, grab it, and you're away, he won't have time to react.'
The next day, the friend sees the woman staggering down the street like a drunk, and says, 'What happened to you?'
The woman says, ' That bas**rd yesterday dropped £500 in 10p pieces.'
Derrick.
'You are so sexy', he says, 'I've got to make love to you'.
'What?' she says, ' right here in the middle of the street? No way'.
'Look', he says, 'no messing, I need you right now, I'll drop £500 on the pavement, and while you pick it up, I'll do everything I want. O.K.?'
She says, 'Hang on a minute,' then phones her friend and explains what's happening. Her friend says, 'No problem, as soon as he drops the £500, grab it, and you're away, he won't have time to react.'
The next day, the friend sees the woman staggering down the street like a drunk, and says, 'What happened to you?'
The woman says, ' That bas**rd yesterday dropped £500 in 10p pieces.'
Derrick.