82Rigger
26-07-04, 00:35
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly
afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting
his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and
asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she
asked. He replied,
"Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the
back. I'll take care of expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money
and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day
the doctor's wife called him at the office and said
"Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the
mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it
means."
The doctor said "Just wait until I get home and I will
see what it says".
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the
postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack.
Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed
back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had
precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up
the card and read:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with
meatballs, two without".
afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting
his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and
asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she
asked. He replied,
"Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the
back. I'll take care of expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money
and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day
the doctor's wife called him at the office and said
"Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the
mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it
means."
The doctor said "Just wait until I get home and I will
see what it says".
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the
postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack.
Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed
back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had
precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up
the card and read:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with
meatballs, two without".