Derrick Stephenson
24-07-04, 18:57
St. Peter is standing guard at the pearly gates when a young man suddenly appears, obviously wanting to enter. ' H'mmmmm', says St. Peter, ' I don't appear to have much information about you, you must not be expected. Can you tell me if you ever did anything worthwhile in your earthly life?'
The young man thinks a while, then says, ' I tried to save a young girl from a crazy, bearded, Hells Angel, who was intending to rape her. I told him to get away or I would tear him limb from limb, and scatter the pieces over the desert!!!'
St. Peter said, 'I don't have any record of this, when did it take place?'
'About two minutes ago,' said the young man.
Derrick.
The young man thinks a while, then says, ' I tried to save a young girl from a crazy, bearded, Hells Angel, who was intending to rape her. I told him to get away or I would tear him limb from limb, and scatter the pieces over the desert!!!'
St. Peter said, 'I don't have any record of this, when did it take place?'
'About two minutes ago,' said the young man.
Derrick.