drywall
22-07-04, 16:35
>
> Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball
> into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
>
> Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
every
> buttercup in the patch.
>
> All of a sudden, POOF!, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
> appeared.
>
> She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
those
> buttercups?
>
> Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your
> life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest
> of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for
> anything the rest of your life!"
>
> THEN POOF!....she was gone.
>
> After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.
"Fred,
> where are you?"
>
> Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the Pussywillows."
>
> Harry yells back......
>
> "DON'T SWING FRED!!!" "For God sake, DON'T SWING!!"
>
> Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball
> into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
>
> Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
every
> buttercup in the patch.
>
> All of a sudden, POOF!, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
> appeared.
>
> She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
those
> buttercups?
>
> Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your
> life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest
> of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for
> anything the rest of your life!"
>
> THEN POOF!....she was gone.
>
> After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.
"Fred,
> where are you?"
>
> Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the Pussywillows."
>
> Harry yells back......
>
> "DON'T SWING FRED!!!" "For God sake, DON'T SWING!!"
>